Saturday, March 19, 2005
NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE of eElement : WOMEN
Symbol : WO+
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopesmay vary from 40-200 kg.
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES.
1.Boils at room temperature.
2.Freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.
5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and arange of precious stones and absorbs greatquantities of expensive substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without priorwarning and for unknown cause
3. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatlyincreases by that.
4. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
TESTS
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.
2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.
POTENTIAL HAZARD
Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not comein direct contact with each other.!!
WARNING !!PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THISELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIALHEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS.BE CAUTIOUS.
PhoeNix 12:09 AM